Here is a profile update I copied from my friend's facebook page. I hope you find it as funny as I did.
Sometimes women r overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became very upset. 'You're running around wif oda women,' she charged.
'You're being unreasonable,' Adam responded.
'You're d only woman on earth ,' d quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep,only 2 be awakened by some1 pokin him in d chest.
It was Eve 'Wat do u tink u're doin ?' Adam demanded 'countin ur ribs.